F is for Funny Writing Advice and Warnings

Here are six funny sayings for writers….listed from least funny to hilarious. Stay tuned. 😀

Number six

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I have done that to a couple people…hmm. Maybe I should post a formal warning.

Number Five

“I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.”
—Roald Dahl, WD

 

 

 

Number Four

ThreeRulesOfWriting

Anyone know what they are??

 

Number Three

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What can I say??

 

 

 

Number Two!!!!!

writers-dont-get-mad

😀

 

 

AND

 

 

DRUMROLL

 

Number One!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

NoTerribleFiction

Hahaha. I love Gandalf. 🙂

 


P.S. Can anyone figure out what those three rules are?? My guess would be, #1, Finish it. #2 You can’t finish if you don’t start. #3 Don’t listen to other people’s ideas till you’re done writing.

What do you think they are? Give your answer in the comments!!


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